At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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