we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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