She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize