so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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You. Win. At. Life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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