THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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