I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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