I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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