If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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