I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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