just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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