honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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