Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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