Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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