My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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