keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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