I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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