she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
