Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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