He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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