i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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