I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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