i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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