Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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