Im at strip club and am horny
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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