Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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