Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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