I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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