My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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