Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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