You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
it's like iHOP with fire
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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