LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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