I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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