I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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