If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
