If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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