She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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