PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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