great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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