i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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