Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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