If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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