i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Randomize