She's JV to your varsity
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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