I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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