doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My hand turned me down
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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