the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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