i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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