please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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