I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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