Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
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how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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