My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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