Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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