nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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