...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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