He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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